TGIF, Friends! It's me, Tanner - your resident hunk of a tabby ManCat. And I'm, frankly, just about sick of all these RULES and OPINIONS and the like. All the Meezers out there in Blog Land have RULES. And now Olivia has her OPINIONS. Not that she hasn't always had them, but now she is going to blog about them, too?!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kittehs, (and dogs), this has got to stop! Or, at the very least, I need to get in on the action, at least occasionally.
So today, I am putting my paw down. Today, I have decreed, it is time for a ManCat Mandate. I urge all you manly ManCats out there to do the same. MY manly ManCat Mandate for today is:
It doesn't matter if a certain calico diva thinks that Mom's special warm blankie should be hers because the cat on it looks sort of like her. If I am lying on it getting warm, it is MINE!!!!!!!!! And if you want to take it from me ... you will have to pry it from my cold, lifeless paws. So bhwaaahaaa!
|Just because I'm not looking directly at you, don't think I don't SEE you. I will SHARE the blanket if I must, but I will NOT be moved!|