3.27.2012

Olivia's Opinions - #5,432 (Otherwise entitled: Why cats don't go to art shows)

Hi, everyone - it's me, Olivia! Yesterday, the question was posed as to why I did not attend the art show that Tucker posted about.  There are actually several reasons for this, not the least of which is that I dislike large crowds, loud people, and human fingers sticky with kettle corn touching my impeccably groomed calico furs.

The most compelling reason, though, is very simple.  When YOU ARE the art, you don't need to go to an "art show."  


Do you take my meaning?  

After all, as a wise man (and very famous artist) by the name of Leonardo da Vinci, once said: 

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." 

Mr. da Vinci, I quite agree.

XOXO,

Olivia 


14 comments:

CAB said...

And calicos of all the cats are the most artistic.

-- Calypso

Ivan from WMD said...

Well said, Olivia!

~Pee Queen

Katie Isabella said...

Oh I love that quote! And how right it is. xoxoxox

Katnip Lounge said...

So, we need to know more about the kettle-korn menace...do they frequent Art Museums featuring gorgeous you?

Remington said...

My kitty brothers and sister said they agree!

Heather Peden said...

I know a couple of cats who would agree :) Very well said!

Bassetmomma said...

Kudo's Olivia!

Old Kitty said...

Oh beautiful Olivia!! You are living ART!! Take care
x

houndstooth said...

Hee hee hee! I sort of feel the same way, being a Greyhound!

Bunny

CATachresis said...

Olivia, I think I’m safe in saying you are a piece of work … Ahem I mean work of art :) x

tubby3pug said...

I love that quote, I wrote it down years ago and forgot it! Olivia you truly are a work of art

Gigi said...

Okay, Olivia, my darling girl. That's an explanation I can accept. I would like to know where I can get one of those paintings, though.

Oui Oui said...

Hear! Hear! (or is it Here! Here! We're cats, not grammarmatarians, and we hope that is a word.) No cat should have to travel. We don't like it. Its better napping at home in the sun. We knew we liked that Da Vinci guy!

snoopy@snoopysdogblog said...

You sure are artful buddy!! :)

I wouldn't want sticky fingers on my fur either buddy - yuk!! Though I wouldn't mind trying out the kettle corn - Tee Hee

Those Cat pics are massive - how cool!!

Wags to all,

Your pal Snoopy :)