So, friends, you've probably figured out by now that in life, as in blogging, I pretty much run the show. It's true - I have a great life - and to give credit where it is due, I don't mind admitting that the main reason I live the life of ease and pleasure that I do is because of Mom. I have to confess - the woman is pretty good to me. She feeds me delicious, healthy food, takes me on fun outings, buys me toys and treats, cherishes me beyond all other furred beings, and just generally has the mom thing down. BUT ... don't think for a second that it was always this way. She needed training to ascend to this level of Great Momness. And, friends, I'll give you just one guess as to who it was who whipped her into shape ... yes, you're correct - that would be me!
How did I do it, you ask? Well, to get humans to do your bidding, first you have to ensure that they have fallen deeply under your spell ... and to do that you must look deeply into their eyes. (Though first it is wise to ascertain if they are wearing vervain on their person - because if they are then your compulsion won't work ... oh, wait - never mind - that's vampires!)
Watch and learn ...
See?
After that - it's pretty much a piece of cake. And speaking of cake - someone we all know is having a birthday party tomorrow. Mom's baking the cake tonight - and I hope she'll let me lick the spoon. Wait - of course she will - who could resist these puppy dog eyes?
7 comments:
We Cats do the same thing! Humans are SO easy, hee hee!
Ah yes. The art of manipulation. Just think, humans have to go to a class to learn how to train us. We are just born knowing how to train them! Although, they are definitely slower learners than we are!
*Strolls in to read interesting post. Runs out very fast to catch Austin before he sees Tucker's tips for human manipulation*
Aaaaargh! too late >^,,^<
No human can resist those puppy dog eyes lovely Tucker!! And I bet even vampires will fall under your spell too!! Yay!!!
Take care
x
Ah Heck Tucker, you let the "Cat out of the bag" so to speak. My Vickie read your post and now "The Look" is not working for me.
Sheesss dude, what were you thinking?
Bert
Mom was just telling Dad how good we are at using our eyes to win her over when we want something. And the real pro at is is Phantom, he just has to stare at her with his baby blues and she just melts in his paws.
Happy Fourth of July to all of you too.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Yes...the eyes, they work everytime. :)
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