So, friends, you've probably figured out by now that in life, as in blogging, I pretty much run the show. It's true - I have a great life - and to give credit where it is due, I don't mind admitting that the main reason I live the life of ease and pleasure that I do is because of Mom. I have to confess - the woman is pretty good to me. She feeds me delicious, healthy food, takes me on fun outings, buys me toys and treats, cherishes me beyond all other furred beings, and just generally has the mom thing down. BUT ... don't think for a second that it was always this way. She needed training to ascend to this level of Great Momness. And, friends, I'll give you just one guess as to who it was who whipped her into shape ... yes, you're correct - that would be me!
How did I do it, you ask? Well, to get humans to do your bidding, first you have to ensure that they have fallen deeply under your spell ... and to do that you must look deeply into their eyes. (Though first it is wise to ascertain if they are wearing vervain on their person - because if they are then your compulsion won't work ... oh, wait - never mind - that's vampires!)
Watch and learn ...
After that - it's pretty much a piece of cake. And speaking of cake - someone we all know is having a birthday party tomorrow. Mom's baking the cake tonight - and I hope she'll let me lick the spoon. Wait - of course she will - who could resist these puppy dog eyes?