Good morning, everyone! So I don't know if you've heard, but our friends Fuzzy and Zoe are having a Tummy Contest! Now, if Mom had been on the ball, I might've been able to come up with a calendar-worthy tummy shot for her. Unfortunately, Mom has been officially "off the ball" lately, as you might have surmised from the scarcity of posts in recent weeks. Therefore, I have officially lost my chance to take part in the contest, but I figured that was no reason to deprive my legions of fans of seeing my gorgeous tummy in all its glory.
So without further ado ...

This is my tummy - but what happened to my tail?