Hi, everyone ... it's me, Phoebe. And this is my pouty face ...
Why am I pouting? Well, it's like this. I am mad at Mom. Mom and her co-workers are having chicken wings for lunch today. They smell delicious. Mouthwatering, in fact. But Mom won't let me have any. She says that even though I can safely (and do) eat raw bones, cooked bones are bad for dogs. And hot sauce is bad for dogs. And blue cheese is bad for dogs.
I have just one question: if all of those things are so bad for dogs, then why do they smell so GOOD? And also ... if they are so bad for dogs, why would Mom, who is always telling me how much she loves me, eat them right in front of me? You'd think she'd at least order something she could SHARE!
And if I can't have any chicken wings, I'd better at least get some venison for dinner tonight. Venison is delicious. How many hours is it till dinner?
(a very hungry) Phoebe